Name Changing

Last night, my son and I were sitting on the couch when he said, "Mommy, when I am five, I want to change my name to Drake."

Me: "Why?"

Son: "It is cool."

Me: "But I love your name it is the coolest name ever."

Son: "I have an idea. I will keep three names: H.A., H., and Drake."

Me: "I don't like Drake. I love the your name H."

Son: "You don't like Drake? Then how about Josh?"

"Why are those the truths?"

When my son is told why some things have to be done certain ways, he then asks, "Why are those the truths?"

He means, "Why does that have to be that way?"

Dump Cookies

My son said that for snack at preschool he had cookies and "white milk."

Son: I took the cookies and dumped them into the white milk. It is sooooo yummy. I wish you could have had some, mommy.

Me: Thank you, dear son.

Son: I am just joking we had a healthier snack at school, but I do wish I can eat cookies with white milk, so that I can dump them into the milk.

My son meant to say "Dunk" instead of "Dump."